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Quote Of The Day

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
- HL Mencken

Quote Of The Day

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
- Oscar Wilde

Quo Of The Day

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
- Laurence J. Peter

Quote of the Day

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
- Evan Esar

Books to the ceiling,/ Books to the sky,/ My pile of books is a mile high./ How I love them! How I need them!/ I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
- Arnold Lobel

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
- George Santayana