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Friday, September 26, 2008

Stop Saying Sarah Palin is Hot

Really? Do you REALLY think she's hot, or is it just kind of fun to be able to talk about a political candidate that way? I mean, she's not ugly, but hot? I mean her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, even if you find her physically attractive, that squeaky Fargo accent has got to be a double digits point deduction. Anyone that actually thinks she is 'hot' under the same standards that we normally judge hotness in celebrities, has been spending too much time in isolation in the Alaskan wilderness with only moose to look at. The character we refer to as Ugly Betty is more attractive than Sarah Palin for christ sake.