Star Wars Episode III: The Backstroke of the West

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Originally uploaded by hellmar.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. An extremely poorly translated bootleg version of Revenge of the Sith. Some highlights here.
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Here's a novel idea, how about this, its revolutionary: get a dude, who like, knows Chinese, AND English. At the same time! There ARE people in the world with this uncanny ability! They must be prohibitively expensive. Look them up on Google. I think they are called interpralators.

Note how the guy at the bottom comments, "better dialogue than Lucas could have written." Fucking classic.

Apparently the Chinese are also confusing their epic trilogies. "Dreamses," and "Troopseses," no Hobbitses? Also, how the hell did all those fucks get in there? And hey, Jedi Council, Presbyterian Church, same difference right?