Blog Posts are Gauge for Health of Business at Red Car

Officials determined today that there is "more than just correlation," between the rate of blog posts in one day on BYOHS and the health of business at Santa Monica post house Red Car Inc. "There is an inversly proportional relationship," said Chris Homel of e-procrastinators.com an internet/media watchdog, "the less business there is, the more blog posts in one day." Critics say that there are other factors that determine how little work gets done at Red Car. "This new LAN share crap has totally fucked everything up. The Avids are all crashy and buggy, the internet is slowed down, getting on the network is more difficult, and you can't print from an Avid anymore. I could go on... I DO have work I could be doing, but its just such a pain in the ass now, its much easier to attempt to be funny on my blog," said employee Chris Sowick. Officials confirmed that the LAN share certainly has "fucked everything up," but disputed the claim that there is anything funny on BYOHS.