Best Revenge Anyone Could Hope For

This also is real news. It just so happens to be really funny.

here's a link
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1110408358

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

March 9, 2005 5:45 p.m. EST
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.




This is so awesome. This kid should get a medal, not arrested. I don't see how this could even be construed as disturbing the peace. What peace? Sounds like fucking war to me. I can't even imagine how cool it feels for this kid to emerge victorious like that. I mean, not only did the bully take the bait, but now its highly publicized: on the news, all over the internet etc., everyone at school obviously knows. What a complete and utter success. I also don't understand how this is even illegal. There is absolutely no way that there could be any harmful effects from this. You could drink a gallon of AIDS blood, (or semen for that matter) and never contract the virus.
My other question is, who the hell called the authorities? "Hello, 911, yeah, I'd like to report an assault. Yeah, well, I mean, I usually have my gay lover slather me with cow dung, run his jackhammer in my ass, and then slap me across the face while saying 'bad dog, that's a bad dog!', but this time he left a bruise on my eye from the slapping. I'd like your detectives to come out and do a FULL investigation."
I mean, once you found out WHY the frosting tasted a bit like sea water, would you actually risk telling anyone else? I mean, maybe out of revenge you'd want the guy to get in trouble, but if I was the guy, I'd happily ride the beef to destroy this guys social life. Give me the misdemeanor, as long as that bastard ate my cum.

This guy will never be able to live this one down. Even when he's in college, he's going to get teased about it. There are a lot of people in this world that I should be so lucky as to have this kind of revenge upon. Bravo kid, bravo.