EPA Finds Blogospheric Pollution Up 37% from 2002

(Reuters)-Pundit emissions and commuter daily activities, including posting of boring vacation anecdotes, middle school gossip, testimonials of favorite books, TV shows, and video games, not to mention industrial pollutants like www.coal.ca/blog/index.php are contributing to a noted increase in blogal warming. The Bush Administration refused to comment any further than its official stance that "more research is needed."

When asked to comment, blogger Hellmar had this to say,
"Its all lies, I tell you. The Bush administration and the EPA are all in the pocket of big business. www.bloggerman.com is all the proof needed to support the "theory" that the blogosphere is more polluted with shit that ever before."