Do you have one of those modulator/demodulators for your Thinking Machine?

Is Netscape the lamest company on Earth since, oh, Planet Hollywood? Has anyone seen these ads where they have a supposed hip guy and a supposed hip/geek guy both talking about Netscape's features vs Net Zero's features, the geeky one obviously defending Net Zero, but then swiching over to Netscape in mid commercial? As a consumer I'm supposed to hold Netscape superior because they offer WebAccelerator TM for free, where Net Zero charges for their equivalent of WebAccelerator. What the hell is this "web accelerator" crap!? Who the fuck has dial up anyway? I'll give you web accelerator. Its called fucking broadband. Get with not being in 1998. The world wide web is no longer the information main thoroughfair of yesteryear.