FDA isssues warning about AXE effect

the AXE effect
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AP-The FDA issued a warning yesterday about a new phenomenon known as the AXE effect. The side effect is associated with use of the male body deodorant spray, AXE. Deleterious effects cited in the study include staggering gait, slurring of words and incoherent babble, loss of judgement and color perception in relation to clothing, and perhaps the most significant effect of all, subjects of the study who used AXE at least once a day for a week were correlated to an increase in savage attacks and sexual assaults by women.

The AXE effect is not to be confused with the A/X effect, which essentially means that you are Persian.