Brilliant New Idea for Trend in Tattoos

This is fantastic. I just thought of this totally original new idea...
Ok ready? For my next tattoo, I want to get a really deep statement, something that will make me appear intelligent, daring, cultured, and most of all spiritual. I want to get a tattoo of some short statement, some piece of wisdom, some maxim, maybe even just one word, but get this, HAVE IT WRITTEN IN CHINESE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!

How cool is that! How original is that!!! Some blurb that I vaguely understand the philosophical meaning of, something like, WISDOM, TOLERANCE, PEACE, CLARITY, or INNER LIGHT.... No, Ive got it. Im going to have this tattooed on my neck in Chinese characters:

"I am the 1st person to get a Chinese character for a tattoo, look how spiritual and enlightened I am," I think they have a single character for that.