While Im ranting against the idiocy of Christian Fundamentalist Sheep

I was thinking about how its even possible to TRULY believe the Christian fundy line, deep down in your heart of hearts, (far far away from the brain I guess) and how they reconcile the rampant contradictions that must plague then at every turn through the real world, (and through their own story of what even they supposedly believe,) and this occurred to me:

If they believe that Adam and Eve were created by God, and all other humans are descendants of this primordial couple, yet they don't believe in evolution, where do all the races come from? Where do Asian people come from? Chinamen are strikingly absent from the Bible. Come to think of it, EVERYTHING not in the eastern Mediterranean is absent from the Bible, when, according to Genesis, did God create that?

Furthermore, extend the same logic (a word not in the vocabulary of these people) to all the plants and animals that we eat and keep as pets. Were there toy poodle and cabernet sauvignon sections on the Ark?

Do they even believe in DNA?

Aye Chihuahua....